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Est. 2004 in your spam folder. Relaunched in 2026 on Robinhood Chain.

Nudesfor gold.

The oldest email scam on the internet, rebuilt as a tokenized-gold dividend. Hold NUDES. Every hour, 100% of the tax is paid to holders in GOLD. No staking, no claiming, no prince.

Gold goes up, NUDES goes up. Allegedly.

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$NUDES mascot: a smug gold bar in sunglasses holding a censored polaroid

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Next gold drop in

Paid hourly, straight to your wallet

In the vault right now est.

—GOLD

Waiting for the vault

Last drop

—GOLD

No drops read yet

NUDES price est.

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24h change unavailable

GOLD token (GLD) — Gold spot — /oz GOLD is valued at the live price of gold. Every figure on this page is an estimate: payouts come from trading fees, so they rise and fall with volume and are never guaranteed.

Your cut of the vault.

Paste any Robinhood Chain wallet. We read its NUDES balance, work out its share of the holders, and compare it to the GOLD sitting in the vault for the next drop.

All values are estimates. What you receive depends on trading volume and the fees it generates, so real payouts will differ.

You have been selected.

You have seen this email before. This time the sender is a smart contract, the gold is tokenized, and nobody asks for your bank details.

Inbox (1) · URGENT: RE: RE: FWD: Gold for you
From: The Vault Department
To: Valued NUDES holder
Date: Every hour, on the hour
Subject: URGENT and strictly confidential

Dear valued holder,

I am writing to you in absolute confidence. A very large amount of GOLD is waiting in a vault, and it needs a trustworthy person to receive it. That person is you.

Unlike every other email of this kind, we will not ask for your bank details, your passport, or a small processing fee. You only need to hold NUDES.

Every hour, 100% of the tax collected on NUDES trades is sent to holders as GOLD, in proportion to what each holder owns. There is nothing to claim and nothing to sign.

Please keep this matter private. Kindly do not forward this email to fifteen friends.

Yours faithfully,
The Vault Department

P.S. The pictures are censored. We checked.

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  1. Hold NUDES

    Buy on par and keep the tokens in your wallet. Your balance sets your slice.

  2. Trades feed the vault

    Every trade carries a tax. 100% of it goes to holders.

  3. GOLD lands hourly

    Once an hour the vault pays out in GOLD, pro rata. No staking, no claim button.

The public ledger.

Every number on this page comes from public data: par's indexer, Robinhood Chain, DexScreener and a live gold price feed. Read the contracts on Blockscout, then decide for yourself. All values are estimates.

Market cap est.

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24h volume est.

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Holders

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GOLD in the pool est.

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The payout ledger est.

Waiting to be paid out

—GOLD

Opens at launch

Paid to holders so far

—GOLD

Nothing paid yet

Paid in the last 24 hours

—GOLD

Since the first drop

Drops so far

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The first lands about an hour after launch

Totals for all holders together. "Paid so far" is read straight from par's payout records. "Waiting" is what has been earned for holders but not yet sent, so it is an estimate. Each drop usually sends most of it.

Latest drops

  • Reading the vault…

Where things live

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Four steps. Zero forms.

If you can send a text message you can hold NUDES. Nobody will ask for a wire transfer.

1

Wallet

Use a wallet that is connected to Robinhood Chain.

2

Fund it

Add ETH or GOLD on Robinhood Chain to pay for your NUDES.

3

Open par

Open the NUDES token page on par and connect your wallet.

4

Hold

Buy NUDES, then do nothing. GOLD arrives every hour.

Open the token page on par

Questions, answered honestly.

Is this a scam?

The name is a scam email from 2004. The contract is public, so read it on Blockscout, check the vault, and decide for yourself. Meme tokens are risky and you can lose everything you put in.

Do I have to claim my gold?

No. GOLD is sent to holders' wallets every hour as fees come in. There is no staking and no claim button. Very small amounts can build up before they are sent.

How is my share worked out?

Your share is your NUDES balance divided by the NUDES held by ordinary wallets, which leaves out the liquidity pool, the vault and the burn address. The checker multiplies that by what is waiting to be paid out. It is an estimate: your balance at the moment of the drop, and the fees collected by then, decide the real number.

How are the vault and payout numbers worked out?

Every trade pays a fee, and the holders' part is recorded on par. The site takes everything earned for holders so far and subtracts everything already paid out. What is left is what is waiting to be paid out, including any tiny amounts carried over. Each drop usually sends most of it, with the rest following in later drops. Your cut is that amount times your share of holders. "Paid so far" is different: it is read straight from the payout records, for everyone and for your wallet. par pays each drop in the asset the fees were earned in, so buys arrive as GOLD and sells arrive as NUDES, and both are counted. Dollar values use the live price of gold.

Are the numbers on this page exact?

No. Every value is an estimate. Payouts come from trading fees, so they depend on volume: more trading means a bigger vault, quiet days mean a smaller one. Very small payouts are carried over to a later drop. Dollar values use the live price of gold and move with it.

What is GOLD exactly?

GOLD is the tokenized SPDR Gold Trust (GLD) on Robinhood Chain, a token that tracks the price of gold. This page values it at its live price and shows the gold spot price next to it.

Where does the tax go?

100% of the tax goes to holders, paid in GOLD.

Why gold?

It is the most boring asset on earth and NUDES is not. Call it a hedge.

Are there actual nudes?

No. The polaroid is censored. The only thing we send you is gold.

Will NUDES follow the gold price?

That is the joke, and the hope. It is not a promise. Nothing here is guaranteed, and NUDES can go to zero regardless of what gold does.